A list of things that do not offend people
yiffmyass: nyeeeeaaaah: • • • • • why are all the dots black you fucking racist
commanderkarkat: sh4ne: beyoncebeytwice: im so done with white people i second that motion jesus fucking christ im gonna cry the guitar hero instruments. i honestly thought this was a video from tim and eric for a while.
-And yes I do live: honest-spy:... →
honest-spy: digitonicelectronic: butwewereokay: bemusedlybespectacled: imsoweirdimnotanitimanith: mikulukashipblog: ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird feminine when they whip off their glasses works woop
pyrex-vision: aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets
emmyc: typette: Regular Show has 1 Million Fans! OOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!! Regular Show’s creator JG Quintel and Cartoon Network love all 1 Million of you so much, we had Mordecai, Rigby, and the rest of the park guys make this Party Tonight music video that’s so awesome, it can only be described with three letters: R-A-D. You can only see it here, so thanks for being a Regular Show fan!! ...
friend: *comes home from work*
friend: so what've you been doing for the past 6 hours?
brain: you liar.
brain: you were masturbating.
me: yeah, but he can't ever know that.
brain: stupid, he's gonna read this.
me: yeah, but it's gonna be funny when he finds out i lied to him.
samparty: lelandjanuska: samparty: someone should make a really bangin walking dead theme remix On it.